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Wednesday, April 11 12:00 AM EDT

Sixth Annual Geek Limerick Contest



Honorable Mentions

By Stephen Johnson

There once was an admin named Sue
Her desktops were crashing, it's true
XP forced her to say,
In a frustrated way,
"Screw it, I'm getting Ubuntu."

By Robert Hass

Very close-looking readers may find,
In this lyrical writing of mine,
Some concealed common thread,
That oft runs through my head,
And is spelled with the start of each line.

By Graham Lee

There was once a man from Dundee
who wanted a new PS3.
Poor Sony, it's gone wrong
as the queue was so long
by the end, he needed a Wii.

By Brother J

I used to reflect that one hour
Could not have signifcant power
To hold my attention
Until someone mentioned
A Kick-Ass Hero Like Jack Bauer

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