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Tuesday, April 17 12:00 AM EDT

Reasons Geeks Call in Sick

11. Hard drive is making funny noises and you need make a back up ASAP.
10. You're actually sick because you spent all weekend outside in line for tickets to the latest X-Men movie.
9. Monitor died and you couldn't sleep without its soft glow.
8. You're down ten grand in online poker and you can't quit now.
7. All day Star Trek TOS marathon on the Sci-Fi channel today.
6. Found a really great unsecured webcam at Google headquarters.
5. Mistakenly thought caffeine overdose was heart attack.
4. Cut self badly assembling PC and had to go to the emergency room.
3. Visit from corporate "suits" about missed delivery date on software project.
2. Marathon flame war about which operating system is best just won't end.
1. World of Warcraft


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