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Reasons They Will Make Spider-Man 4
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Ruining the franchise completely will take at least one more movie. |
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With great profit comes great reusability. |
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Because Daredevil 2: Elektra Boogaloo won't be ready in time for summer 2008. |
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Still haven't found the perfect opportunity to have Kirsten Dunst sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider." |
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Still haven't checked off "Lay Eggs" from list of "does whatever a spider can." |
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Like The Phantom Menace proved, a series doesn't hit its stride until the fourth installment. |
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Stan Lee needs a new solid gold yacht. |
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Kellogg's still has a bunch of leftover Spider-man cereal the need to "re-market." |
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Sony already working on Spider-man 4 PS3 game. |
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Four villains = 33% less character development. |
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Want to be the first movie to have a bigger budget than France. |
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This one goes to 11.
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