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Signs You Have Too Much Star Wars Stuff
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| 11. |
If your house burned down, more stormtroopers would perish than did in the Death Star explosion. |
| 10. |
Your ability to afford retirement depends on how the market for realistic light sabers is doing. |
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You had to put both kids in the same room because you had to put your Star Wars Lego collection in a room by itself. |
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Your spouse has had to vacate his or her closet space to make room for your Leia slave girl outfits. |
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You're petitioning to have your lot rezoned so you can move your Millennium Falcon collection outside. |
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You're using your refrigerator to store action figures. |
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You had to make a secret sub-basement to hide your Jar-Jar collection out of shame. |
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George Lucas called you when he needed a prop for the Star Wars celebration. |
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You are the highest bidder on eBay for a skin sample from Mark Hamill. |
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Your life-size talking cardboard characters talk to each other. |
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Your friends come over to play life-sized chess with your droid collection. |
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This one goes to 11.
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