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Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Not a Geek
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| 11. |
Blames violence, prostitution, poverty, migraine headaches, rug burn, syphilis, and diaper rash on video games. |
| 10. |
Thinks Ubuntu is the new President of Nigeria. |
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Prefaces web sites with the word "the," like "the Google," "the MySpace," or "The YouTube." |
| 8. |
The candidate's web site makes copious use of the <blink> tag. |
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Calls his or her National Security plan, "The Matrix." |
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Uses an aol.com e-mail address. |
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Thinks Firefox is one of those "pokey men my kids play with." |
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Thinks DRM is an old school rapper |
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Praises Ted Stevens as a "guru of emerging technologies." |
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Still uses MSN as their home page. |
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Thinks a Blackberry is a yummy flavor for a pie. |
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This one goes to 11.
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