BBspot


Archives
 
BBlog
Happy Thanksgiving and a BBeliever Daily Links - 11/10/11 Daily Links - 11/2/11
BBloopers
Fun at Sea
Football Fans
Great College
Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
PC Weenies
The Neverending Story
Gratuity Not Included
Uptime Downtime
Geek Horoscopes
Random Geek Horoscopes
Classics
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Recommended
Fark
[H]ard Folding Team
The Toque
Worth 1000
Joe the Peacock
PC Weenies
Mental Floss
Smashing Games
Free Codecs
SlushFactory
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
I-Mockery
Um... Things
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Friday, June 22 12:00 AM EDT

Geek Horoscopes
Get the "Best Of Geek Horoscopes" T-shirt

The Live Free or Die Hard Edition

Gemini
May 21 - June 21
You might want to avoid going out to the new terminal during the terrorist attack. They probably thought of that too.

Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Stock up on the Twinkies, it's going to be a long night.

Leo
July 23 - Aug 22
The stars suggest skipping the Christmas party down at the Nakatomi building this year.

Virgo
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Whatever you do, don't trust your altimeter.

Libra
Sep 23 - Oct 23
The stars advise you to keep your shoes on at all times, no matter what the guy on the plane says.

Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 21
The newspapers may consider you a minor hero, but your boss at the limo company still wants you to pay for the damage to his car.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 - Dec 21
You're going to need more FBI guys.

Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Deviating from the successful formula from your first two movies may seem like a great idea, but you'll probably take it too far and alienate most of your ardent fans.

Aquarius
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You may be a wiz in the board room, but the stars don't think the terrorists will appreciate your skills.

Pisces
Feb 19 - Mar 20
It may have been funny when John McClane said it, but telling your boss "Yippie-ki-yay mother fucker" might not work out as well for you.

Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
The stars don't advise taking the shortcut through Central Park. The police frown on that sort of thing.

Taurus
Apr 20 - May 20
Be sure to check if a Central American dictator is being extradited to your airport today. It could cause some delays.

 

Story Options:
Related
Discuss
Share
Print
Previous Story:

Emergency Keys
Next Story:

Stress... The Hair Killer

 
 
RSS Feed Subscribe
Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Google Buzz Follow Us on Buzz
Amazon Find the BBook

 

  Politics Contact FAQs
A
D

sharepoint survey web part - make money online

Copyright 1999-2011 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.