May 21 - June 21
You might want to avoid going out to the new terminal during the terrorist attack. They probably thought of that too.
June 22 - July 22
Stock up on the Twinkies, it's going to be a long night.
July 23 - Aug 22
The stars suggest skipping the Christmas party down at the Nakatomi building this year.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Whatever you do, don't trust your altimeter.
Sep 23 - Oct 23
The stars advise you to keep your shoes on at all times, no matter what the guy on the plane says.
Oct 24 - Nov 21
The newspapers may consider you a minor hero, but your boss at the limo company still wants you to pay for the damage to his car.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
You're going to need more FBI guys.
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Deviating from the successful formula from your first two movies may seem like a great idea, but you'll probably take it too far and alienate most of your ardent fans.
Jan 20 - Feb 18
You may be a wiz in the board room, but the stars don't think the terrorists will appreciate your skills.
Feb 19 - Mar 20
It may have been funny when John McClane said it, but telling your boss "Yippie-ki-yay mother fucker" might not work out as well for you.
Mar 21 - Apr 19
The stars don't advise taking the shortcut through Central Park. The police frown on that sort of thing.
Apr 20 - May 20
Be sure to check if a Central American dictator is being extradited to your airport today. It could cause some delays.