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Signs You're Not Carbon-Neutral
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| 11. |
Your air conditioner runs on coal. |
| 10. |
You have Smokey the Bear's head mounted on your wall. |
| 9. |
You get your exercise by driving a marathon every morning. |
| 8. |
You use a Hummer to tow your Hummer. |
| 7. |
You use spare computers to heat your home. |
| 6. |
You supported Boron in the last election. |
| 5. |
You're in the Bush cabinet. |
| 4. |
You replaced all your incandescent bulbs with whale oil lamps. |
| 3. |
You cut down all the trees in your back yard and put up outdoor chimneys instead. |
| 2. |
ExxonMobil sends you a fruit basket every month. |
| 1. |
Al Gore likes to use you as an example of what not to do in his speeches. |
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This one goes to 11.
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