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Signs You're Not Carbon-Neutral
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11. |
Your air conditioner runs on coal. |
10. |
You have Smokey the Bear's head mounted on your wall. |
9. |
You get your exercise by driving a marathon every morning. |
8. |
You use a Hummer to tow your Hummer. |
7. |
You use spare computers to heat your home. |
6. |
You supported Boron in the last election. |
5. |
You're in the Bush cabinet. |
4. |
You replaced all your incandescent bulbs with whale oil lamps. |
3. |
You cut down all the trees in your back yard and put up outdoor chimneys instead. |
2. |
ExxonMobil sends you a fruit basket every month. |
1. |
Al Gore likes to use you as an example of what not to do in his speeches. |
This one goes to 11.
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