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Tuesday, July 17 12:00 AM EDT

Spells Not Used in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

11. Biggus Dickus - When Engorgio just isn't enough.
10. Aloha-adios - For saying goodbye to Mexican-Hawaiian wizards.
9. Amorus Mixalotus - Causes victim to like big butts and be unable to lie.
8. Muffuletta - For making a nice olive sandwich.
7. Fecamenti - Causes a stream of fecal matter to come from the end of the caster's wand.
6. Resolvio Plottus - Instantly resolves any open plot issues.
5. Aveda Conditionus - Gives the caster smooth and silky hair.
4. Orgio - A jet of Astroglide shoots from the end of the caster's wand.
3. Heterus - Makes the target gay.
2. Vestimenta Removi - Takes off the target's clothes.
1. Tetrahydrocannabis - When wizards want to get high.


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