August 2 12:00 AM ET

Test Your Future Knowledge

Are you smarter than an eighth grader? Take this quiz that is given to eighth graders in the year 2207. Surely, you're smart enough to pass? If not, it proves our education system is failing. Good luck.

1. Who was elected President of the North American Alliance in 2112?
       Juan DuBois
       Tamika Gonzalez
       Sara Schwarzenegger
       Zylex 237
   

2. When Duke Nukem Forever is released this fall, how long will it have been under development?
       10 years
       25 years
       100 years
       210 years
   

3. Following World War VII, how long did it take the robots to rebuild Reaganopolis?
       3 weeks
       3 months
       3 years
       3 parsecs
   

4. What is the square root of two times pi? (Use of quantum coprocessor implants allowed)
       4.44288284
       4.44288294
       4.44287294
       4.44188294
   

5. How many colonies are there on Mars?
       2
       3
       4
       7
   

6. Where is the last tree located?
       Canada
       New Zealand
       New China
       Antarctica
   

7. If you have four clones in organ storage, what is the chance that your heart transplant will be successful?
       20%
       50%
       80%
       95%
   

8. If it takes 12 mg of antimatter to teleport a 100 kg man to New New York from North Mexico, how much does it take to teleport a 150 kg man?
       6 mg
       12 mg
       18 mg
       24 mg
   

9. How many delegates to the Grand Council does the Central Asian Kingdom have?
       2
       3
       4
       5
   

10. Which scientist created the first artificial lifeform, proving Rajanpur's Theory of Creation?
        Kim
        Robertson
        Falwell
        Phelps