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Tuesday, August 7 12:00 AM EDT

Geek Euphemisms for Masturbation: Part 2

11. Polishing the Wii-mote
10. Resizing the hard drive
9. Brandishing Narsil
8. Setting the phaser to "spray"
7. Shooting the evil dead with my boomstick
6. Downgrading the firmware on my handheld
5. Making the wiki sticky
4. Synching the handheld
3. Lengthening the slide rule
2. Milking Super Mario
1. Offering gifts to Amidala


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