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Reasons the Internet is Better than School
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| 11. |
Getting pwned in Warsong Gulch is much less painful than getting pwned by football players. |
| 10. |
On the Internet, creative spelling appreciated much more. |
| 9. |
Ride on the schoolbus takes longer than booting up the computer. |
| 8. |
Getting a comment upmodded on Reddit much easier than getting an A in AP Calculus. |
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Bringing a gun into school can get you suspended, bringing a gun to online games encouraged. |
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Much easier to get people to call you The Incredible Shaft online than at school. |
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Not penalized for making pronouncements without any facts. |
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The hot chicks at school aren't usually naked. |
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On the Internet, nobody cares if you didn't shower that day. |
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Online friends less likely to be judgmental of your mullet. |
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Being drunk at school less tolerated than being drunk online. |
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This one goes to 11.
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