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Signs It's Not the Real Steve Jobs
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| 11. |
He's raving about his Zune. |
| 10. |
You've noticed him touch several objects that haven't turned to gold. |
| 9. |
He's hanging out with Fake Beckham. |
| 8. |
Didn't say "BOOM" in the entire conversation. |
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Refers to workers as "employees" not "disciples."
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| 6. |
The turtleneck is not completely black |
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Insists that his middle name is "Hand." |
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Whirring noise every time he turns his head to the side. |
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Complains about his Hummer running rough lately. |
| 2. |
You never felt like punching him in the face. |
| 1. |
Calls himself the Fake Steve Jobs |
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This one goes to 11.
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