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Signs You May Be the Geek Choice for President
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| 11. |
You offer amnesty to Han Solo for killing Greedo without provocation. |
| 10. |
You say your administration will work together with the efficiency of the Borg. |
| 9. |
You have a passing familiarity with the scientific method. |
| 8. |
You legally change your name to Pedro, so everyone can keep wearing their Vote for Pedro shirts. |
| 7. |
You avoid the suit and tie look, and go for the T-shirt with pithy saying look. |
| 6. |
You mention victories in Civilization as part of your experience in international relations. |
| 5. |
You find ways to quote Holy Grail in your stump speech. |
| 4. |
You promise to appoint a Klingon in the Department of Defense. |
| 3. |
You choose Weird Al to create your campaign song. |
| 2. |
You refuse donations from the RIAA and MPAA. |
| 1. |
You suggest that you favor Net Neutrality as well as Net Lawful Neutrality and Net Chaotic Neutrality. |
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This one goes to 11.
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