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Reasons School is Better than the Internet
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| 11. |
Teachers much less likely to sell your personal information to Russian mobsters than random Internet site. |
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Teenage girls at school more likely to be actual teenage girls than ones on Internet. |
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Teacher much less likely to compare you to Hitler than anonymous message board poster. |
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Getting new clothes for school much more rewarding than getting new clothes for Internet. |
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Getting stuffed in locker better than getting IP blocked. |
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You don't have to have enough gum to share with the whole Internet. |
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GPA more useful for getting a job than Slashdot karma. |
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Recess at school makes you happy, recess on the internet makes you sad. |
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Feel less guilty about not doing homework than not being up to date on forums. |
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Bomb threats to school most likely will end classes for the day. Bomb threats to Internet largely ignored. |
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Teachers not as nitpicky as commenters on Reddit or Digg. |
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