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Signs Mr. Spock Doesn't Like You
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| 11. |
He uses you as a guinea pig for the new, more painful Vulcan nerve pinch. |
| 10. |
Always keeps giving you the "angry eyebrow" treatment. |
| 9. |
Lately, after saying "Live Long And Prosper," he gives you a nasty look and mumbles something that sounds a lot like "except you, you bastard." |
| 8. |
Keeps asking you to put on your red shirt when accompanying him on away teams. |
| 7. |
He and Dr. McCoy start pointing and giggling at you while you're conversing with the Captain. |
| 6. |
He keeps giving Scotty incorrect coordinates so you beam down next to hostile aliens. |
| 5. |
He doesn't need to get high on spores to punch you in the face. |
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Won't use Vulcan mind meld to save you from the alien, decides beaming up and leaving you behind would be more logical. |
| 3. |
Keeps making "I've got my eyes on you" sign at you behind Kirk's back. |
| 2. |
He tells you it's highly illogical even before you've started to speak. |
| 1. |
He uses the other Vulcan salute. The one with only one finger. |
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This one goes to 11.
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