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Signs You Have Too Many LEGO Bricks
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The spreadsheet you keep track of your LEGO sets on just ran out of rows. |
| 10. |
You evict your kid from their room so you have somewhere to place your LEGO model of Manhattan. |
| 9. |
You seriously considered doing the addition to your home in LEGO bricks. |
| 8. |
You search the Internet hoping to find the "Nutrition Facts" for LEGO bricks. |
| 7. |
There's a statue of you in every village in Denmark. |
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You know someone got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night because you can hear their yelps of pain as they step on LEGO bricks you left lying around. |
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Three of your nephews went into the "LEGO room" two weeks ago, and haven't returned. You have to rent a backhoe to unearth them. |
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"LEGO sets" is the largest item in the family budget. |
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Your house is targeted by DHS for having Weapons of Mass Construction. |
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It's not uncommon to bite into a piece of homemade pie and find a LEGO brick that accidentally fell in the filling. |
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Your house burns down and all that's left is a molten lake of plastic. |
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This one goes to 11.
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