Storm Troopers must have had a lot of down time. With their all white uniforms, I bet they spent a lot of that time polishing their helmets.

The Li-ion is the king of the battery jungle.

I bought one of those new hybrids. It's part lion and part eagle. For some reason it's called a gryphon and not a leagle.

All Bollywood movies are required to have huge, extravagant musical numbers, even the p0rn.

Paperclips should be the base for world currency, not gold bars. There's not many things you can do with gold bars, but everybody uses paperclips.

I have a dual boot system, one for each foot.

If you had enough monkeys sitting at enough computer keyboards they would eventually be able to write all the code Windows Vista.

The Internerf is safe to play with indoors.