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Signs You Shouldn't Buy That Toy For Your Child
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| 11. |
Warning label reads "May Attract Bats." |
| 10. |
The back of the box reads "Harmful if swallowed. Wearing gloves optional but recommended." |
| 9. |
The "kung fu grip" is not gripping the enemy. If you know what I mean. |
| 8. |
Your dog tried to hump it and got neutered. |
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Not only is the plushie shedding, it's also growing new hair. |
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The part of the box in contact with the toy appears to be dissolving. |
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Car battery not included. |
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The manual includes instructions for calling 911. |
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Everyone at the store refused to open it and show you how it works. |
| 2. |
A warning label contains the words "if symptoms persist." |
| 1. |
Doll not labeled as "life-like" but "lead-like." |
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This one goes to 11.
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