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Signs Your ISP Doesn't Support Net Neutrality
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| 11. |
Every URL you enter manually resolves to AOL.com. |
| 10. |
Your ISP lets you know when your Amazon packages have arrived. |
| 9. |
There's a loud whirring noise at the switching box outside every time you access the Internet. |
| 8. |
You only see every other pixel in online images. |
| 7. |
There's a "pr0n downloading" surcharge on your bill. |
| 6. |
The delay in your Skype conversations make them sound like they're being beamed through the Mars rovers. |
| 5. |
YouTube videos only play at half speed. |
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<MESSAGE REDACTED> |
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You can't access web pages that contain your ISP's name, and the word "sucks." |
| 2. |
Every site you visit is labeled as "Comcastic!" |
| 1. |
Your Netflix DVDs arrive faster than your Bittorrent downloads. |
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This one goes to 11.
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