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| 11. |
Steve Ballmer is chasing you, and you keep slipping on AOL CDs and falling. |
| 10. |
All your friends get superpowers, and you're forced to coordinate their world-saving activities on an Outlook Calendar for them. |
| 9. |
You can win a date with a supermodel by reciting the words to Monty Python and the Holy grail, but you've forgotten them. |
| 8. |
You're falling through the air and the gold coins are all out of reach. |
| 7. |
You're in an advanced math class in college, but all the other students are English majors. |
| 6. |
You wake up late for work and all your t-shirts are dirty and all your jeans have holes in them. Oh, wait, that actually happened. |
| 5. |
The Surgeon General reports that excess caffeine consumption makes you more susceptible to headshots. |
| 4. |
You open your mint-condition Spock action figure, but when you take it out of the box, it's Wesley Crusher.. |
| 3. |
You're naked in the server room, and all the computers are laughing at you. |
| 2. |
You're a dyslexic zombie and can only eat Brians. |
| 1. |
You finally get a job at Google, but discover you'll be forced to use Internet Explorer on dial-up on an iMac. |
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