||If you’ve ever missed a date to add finishing touches to an input
function… and then e-mailed the finished code to her the next day,
assuming that she will see reason.
||If you spend your time at the bar breaking cute girls into polygons in
your head instead of undressing them with your eyes.
||If you respond to the profile of all the girls dating sites who claim
that they’ve done modeling work with polite inquiries as to which 3D
packages they’ve used.
||If all of the gifts you give a girl in the first week of dating are
||If you forget the phone number of the girl you’re dating, but remember
the numbers of every pizza parlor in delivery distance.
||If you count the number of dates you’ve had from zero.
||If, when a date goes bad, you find yourself thinking, “I didn’t script
||If you ask your new girlfriend questions about the compilers her
ex-boyfriend wrote and begin to feel vaguely inadequate when she dodges
||If you’ve had more computers than girlfriends.
||If the best way you can imagine a date ending is with a girl waking
up next to you with the impression of a keyboard imprinted into her
||If the best compliment you can think of for a girl you meet on a beach
is to ask permission to snap a picture of her skin to use as a texture
This one goes to 11.