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Signs You Need to Step Away from the Computer
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| 11. |
You're starting to think in 1's and 0's. |
| 10. |
The "Start" button has been burned in on your retinas. |
| 9. |
Your beard has grown so long it's interfering with your typing... and you're a girl. |
| 8. |
Your mouse asks you to stop touching it. |
| 7. |
You've just spent two hours searching for "at-desk biological relief systems." |
| 6. |
You see your leg muscles atrophying like a time-lapse video. |
| 5. |
You don't remember what the rest of your house looks like. |
| 4. |
The police officer says so. |
| 3. |
You install a chute in the basement window, so the UPS guy can deliver packages directly to you. |
| 2. |
Your last two birthday parties have featured animated cake and balloon GIFs. |
| 1. |
Your fingers have become fused to the keyboard. |
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This one goes to 11.
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