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Signs You're Getting Too Old to Party
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| 11. |
You find the bar prices reasonable. |
| 10. |
You chase business opportunities, not one-night stands. |
| 9. |
The only song you recognize is the "Golden Oldie" the DJ played as a joke. |
| 8. |
The chance of getting a full nights' sleep is preferable to getting drunk. |
| 7. |
You hear *cough* narc *cough*, a lot. |
| 6. |
The black-light really shows up the gray in your hair |
| 5. |
That cute girl that's been eyeing you all night finally comes over and asks you if you're her friend's father |
| 4. |
You keep asking if they can turn the music down. |
| 3. |
You don't buy the cheapest pitcher of beer on the menu. |
| 2. |
You ask the bartender if they have free wifi, so you can check in with work. |
| 1. |
You head home early because you want to be able to get up in time to watch Meet the Press. |
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This one goes to 11.
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