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Signs Your Computer Is Infect with Spyware
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11. |
It checks in with Langley every hour. |
10. |
It's sleeping with the beautiful but deadly Russian spyware. |
9. |
When you hammer on the keyboard it asks, "do you expect me to talk?" |
8. |
Your screen saver is now sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads. |
7. |
Your mouse has been tortured. |
6. |
It's made by Treadstone. |
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After the Windows startup sound, you hear "This message will self-destruct in ten seconds." |
4. |
The escape key is rigged to deliver a smoke screen. |
3. |
It came with a bottle of Bollinger. |
2. |
The spell checker keeps changing chaos to KAOS. |
1. |
When you hit Q, in an English accent it says "I do wish you'd be careful with that!" |
By Scott Small
This one goes to 11.
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