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Signs Your Computer Is Infect with Spyware
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| 11. |
It checks in with Langley every hour. |
| 10. |
It's sleeping with the beautiful but deadly Russian spyware. |
| 9. |
When you hammer on the keyboard it asks, "do you expect me to talk?" |
| 8. |
Your screen saver is now sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads. |
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Your mouse has been tortured. |
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It's made by Treadstone. |
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After the Windows startup sound, you hear "This message will self-destruct in ten seconds." |
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The escape key is rigged to deliver a smoke screen. |
| 3. |
It came with a bottle of Bollinger. |
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The spell checker keeps changing chaos to KAOS. |
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When you hit Q, in an English accent it says "I do wish you'd be careful with that!" |
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By Scott Small
This one goes to 11.
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