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Tuesday, November 6 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Your Computer Is Infect with Spyware

11. It checks in with Langley every hour.
10. It's sleeping with the beautiful but deadly Russian spyware.
9. When you hammer on the keyboard it asks, "do you expect me to talk?"
8. Your screen saver is now sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.
7. Your mouse has been tortured.
6. It's made by Treadstone.
5. After the Windows startup sound, you hear "This message will self-destruct in ten seconds."
4. The escape key is rigged to deliver a smoke screen.
3. It came with a bottle of Bollinger.
2. The spell checker keeps changing chaos to KAOS.
1. When you hit Q, in an English accent it says "I do wish you'd be careful with that!"

By Scott Small

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