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Ways Microsoft Can Make Vista SP1 a Success
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It installs Leopard. |
| 10. |
Change the name to something really cool, like Vista Tekkister. |
| 9. |
Comes with a lifetime subscription to WoW. |
| 8. |
You get a piece of cake for each time it crashes. |
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They don't release it until it's finished. |
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Change Windows Genuine Advantage to actually provide you with an advantage. |
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They let Google code it. |
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Secretly replace code with Folgers crystals. |
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Free Tera Patrick screensaver with install. |
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Provide "DRM Stripper" software in place of Windows Media Player. |
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Send everyone an "I installed Windows Vista SP1 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirt. |
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By Scott Small and Brian Briggs
This one goes to 11.
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