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Ways Geeks Would Prepare for an Apocalyptic Asteroid Impact
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| 11. |
Start a "preparing for armageddon" blog. |
| 10. |
Calculate force at which asteroid will hit Earth and compare it to power of Vorlon planet killers. |
| 9. |
Wait patiently for Ford Prefect. |
| 8. |
Go crazy with the credit card at the Apple store. |
| 7. |
Start post-apocalyptic movie marathon and take notes. |
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Encase yourself in carbonite for preservation. |
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Point out that we should've listened to Hawking and gotten off the planet. |
| 4. |
Blame it on Microsoft. |
| 3. |
Buy one of those crank-powered laptops. |
| 2. |
Find location of impact on Google Maps. |
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Start cranking out more SETI units in hopes of finding an alien civilization that can save Earth. |
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This one goes to 11.
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