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Reasons You Haven't Installed Linux Yet
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| 11. |
You're afraid of Gnomes. |
| 10. |
You can't pronounce Ubuntu, and too embarrassed to ask. |
| 9. |
No disk space left after installing Vista Ultimate. |
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Your Dad uses a GNU/Linux distro and you're rebelling against authority. |
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You have intimacy issues and are unable to even mount a hard drive. |
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You don't trust anything that's free, including speech. |
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Steve Ballmer threatened to kill you if you do. |
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You don't care who can access your personal information. |
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Still waiting for Hurd kernel. |
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Kids at school already harrass you enough for using Opera, don't want to give them any more reasons. |
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You'd rather use something secure like OpenBSD. |
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By Scott Small and Brian Briggs
This one goes to 11.
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