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Signs You're Working Too Many Hours
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| 11. |
You consider the nightly cleaning crew your closest colleagues. |
| 10. |
You can't complete your weekly timesheet because there's only space for two digits in the "hours worked" column. |
| 9. |
You wish your kids "Happy Birthday" every morning just in case you're not back in the next few months. |
| 8. |
All your friends are on the other side of the planet because the locals are asleep when you get home. |
| 7. |
Your butt has fused with your chair. |
| 6. |
Your boss encourages you to sleep at your desk. |
| 5. |
Your every meal comes from the vending machine. |
| 4. |
Your pet raccoon is missing you terribly. |
| 3. |
You arrive home and the automatic coffee maker has just finished brewing. |
| 2. |
Britney Spears spends more quality time with her kids than you do with yours. |
| 1. |
You can't recall the last time you drove a car in daylight. |
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This one goes to 11.
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