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Signs Your DVD Format Is Failing
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| 11. |
It's been out 6 months already and no one has even attempted to crack the DRM. |
| 10. |
G4 has started making a "Where are they now?" show about your format. |
| 9. |
It's not backed by the porn industry. |
| 8. |
Fans are already starting to complain about the wrong format winning. |
| 7. |
The format isn't backed by any evil companies. |
| 6. |
Studios suggest changing the name to Betamax II. |
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Michael Bay totally dissed you. |
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The only studio releasing films in your format is Uwe Boll's. |
| 3. |
Watching the DVD has caused hair loss in mice. |
| 2. |
Manufacturers start complaining about the requirement for the octarine laser needed to read the disks. |
| 1. |
There is a 5% chance your TV may catch on fire. |
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This one goes to 11.
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