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Geeks Do When They Get Sick
By Grace Shaefer |
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A trip to the doctor (Doctor Who, Dr. McCoy, Dr. Strange, Dr. Demento...) |
| 10. |
Keep loogies in vials for research. |
| 9. |
Mix your green NyQuil with baking soda and vinegar for that mad scienist touch |
| 8. |
Drink plenty of fluids besides Rockstar and coffee. |
| 7. |
Use the reflective side of AOL discs to check your nose and throat for redness. |
| 6. |
Convince your boss that your printed WebMD analysis along with Wikipedia research are legitimate substitutes for a doctor's note. |
| 5. |
Runn antivirus programs with the USB cable hooked into your veins. |
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Marvel at how your sneezing sounds remarkably like "gen-TOO!" |
| 3. |
Desperately try to score some Tretonin off the Pangarans. |
| 2. |
Drink too much cough syrup and hallucinate that you've written SkyNet, the paperclip is asking what you want to do next, and then you get bluescreened. |
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Bugging all your internet friends because you're bedridden and have nothing better to do. |
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This one goes to 11.
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