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Ways Geeks Stop the Hiccups
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| 11. |
Take Dremel to throat. |
| 10. |
A spoonful of ground coffee. |
| 9. |
Visit a parallel universe where hiccups don't exist. |
| 8. |
Find the hiccup boson with an opposite spin and swallow it. |
| 7. |
Use Infinite Improbability Drive to shift diaphragm a few feet to the left. |
| 6. |
Drink a +1 Potion of Stop Hiccups. |
| 5. |
Hold your breath and recite the Fibonacci sequence. |
| 4. |
Start playing Resident Evil 4. |
| 3. |
Search Wikipedia for a cure. |
| 2. |
Duct tape mouth shut. |
| 1. |
Have your WoW character do a headstand while you drink a Mountain Dew. |
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This one goes to 11.
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