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Geek Solutions for Global Warming
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| 11. |
Eliminate the RIAA/MPAA. OK, maybe it doesn't help global warming, but it doesn't hurt either. |
| 10. |
Complete work on killer robots that will wipe out humanity. |
| 9. |
Maneuver an asteroid into the Earth knocking it into a slightly higher orbit. As an added bonus, the resulting dust cloud will cause global cooling too. |
| 8. |
Install giant heat sink and fan in Australia. |
| 7. |
Invent a time machine to go back and kill Al Gore's father. |
| 6. |
Gather all the magic users to cast Ice Storm all at once. |
| 5. |
Instead of driving to work every day, stay home and play games on Xbox 360. |
| 4. |
Use a particle collider to create a miniature black hole to suck away excess heat. |
| 3. |
Turn tin foil hats to shiny side out. |
| 2. |
Move the equator further south. |
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Speed up the orbit of the Earth to get more of a breeze. |
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This one goes to 11.
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