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Things You Don't Want to Hear on a Tech Support Call with Mom and Dad
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| 11. |
Your father was looking at porn again and spilled 'something' on the keyboard. |
| 10. |
I want you to build me a new computer, but I still want to stick with Windows ME because I'm familiar with it. |
| 9. |
My cronjob doesn't work but when I grep the error logs nothing's there. Do you think it has something to do with the kernel recompile I did last night? |
| 8. |
The hard drive was squeaking, so I found this site that said you could grease the hard drive bearings, and now it doesn't work. |
| 7. |
How long does it usually take for nigerian millionaires to send the money after you send them your bank account information? |
| 6. |
My hairdresser told me it's something to do with hardbox memory. |
| 5. |
Your brother tried to fix it and... |
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It seems to rattle a lot when I shake it really hard. |
| 3. |
The keys don't type the proper letters anymore. |
| 2. |
Your dad set the crackpipe on the keyboard and a few of the keys melted together. Do you think you could pick us up another one? |
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I clicked on the attachment and everything started acting funny. |
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This one goes to 11.
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