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Problems with Having an Iron Suit
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| 11. |
Female welders are really into you. Have you ever seen a female welder? |
| 10. |
Guys down at junkyard always messing with you with the giant electromagnet. |
| 9. |
Getting an erection can be quite painful if penis has not been properly positioned beforehand. |
| 8. |
Carbon Nanotube Man always teasing you about how his suit is lighter. |
| 7. |
Tongue sticks to the inside of helmet in the winter. |
| 6. |
Everybody's always asking you to crack walnuts for them. |
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Have to endure jokes about "Ferrous Bueller." |
| 4. |
Everyone assumes you're into heavy metal. |
| 3. |
Clanking makes it hard to sneak up on the bad guys. |
| 2. |
Keeps setting off that security thing at the exit of Best Buy. |
| 1. |
Everyone makes the wrong assumption when you tell them you need to stay home and polish your helmet. |
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This one goes to 11.
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