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Reasons Yahoo Doesn't Want to Merge with Microsoft
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Can't get yodeler to agree to deal. |
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Waiting until their online reputation matches AOL. |
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After outsourcing, afraid no one would understand the returned search results because of thick Indian accent. |
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Embarrassed about all the pirated copies of Windows on internal computers. |
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Microsoft insists on renaming it "Whoopee!" |
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Deal really in billions of Microsoft Points not dollars. |
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Scared that Borg implants would be painful. |
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Have to give up revenue generated from Google Adwords. |
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Yahoo mail wouldn't look good in Microsoft colors. |
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Microsoft doesn't use enough exclamation marks. |
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Yahoo! Office Therapist has informed that over 75% of employees have recurring nightmares involving Ballmer. |
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This one goes to 11.
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