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| 11. |
All components were so large that no child labor was required. |
| 10. |
The power LED is a 60W bulb. |
| 9. |
Times Square called to see if they can borrow it while the jumbotron is down. |
| 8. |
According to the manual, optimal viewing distance is three miles away. |
| 7. |
Astronauts ask you to set it outside so they can watch it from space. |
| 6. |
The power usage makes cops think you're running a pot greenhouse. |
| 5. |
You had to buy a titanium reinforced TV table because the wooden ones kept collapsing. |
| 4. |
Your kids think the IMAX screen is "slumming it." |
| 3. |
It will only fit in the room diagonally. |
| 2. |
It doubles as a load bearing wall. |
| 1. |
There is no such thing as "too big." |
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This one goes to 11.
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