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Tuesday, June 3 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Your TV Is Too Big


11. All components were so large that no child labor was required.
10. The power LED is a 60W bulb.
9. Times Square called to see if they can borrow it while the jumbotron is down.
8. According to the manual, optimal viewing distance is three miles away.
7. Astronauts ask you to set it outside so they can watch it from space.
6. The power usage makes cops think you're running a pot greenhouse.
5. You had to buy a titanium reinforced TV table because the wooden ones kept collapsing.
4. Your kids think the IMAX screen is "slumming it."
3. It will only fit in the room diagonally.
2. It doubles as a load bearing wall.
1. There is no such thing as "too big."

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