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Reasons Bill Gates Really Retired from Microsoft
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| 11. |
Wants to spend more time installing Windows Movie Maker. |
| 10. |
Tired of having to apologize for Ballmer's pit stains at the board meetings. |
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Depressed about not being richest person in the world, couldn't work any more. |
| 8. |
Now that Microsoft Bob is in version 3.0, the company is in good hands. |
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Too much spam at his Microsoft e-mail account, and too embarrassed to switch to Gmail while still employed. |
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Felt bad about Windows Vista, decided quitting was less painful than seppuku. |
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Wants to pursue a career in baseball, but will probably return in a couple of years. |
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Steve Jobs was going to go public with pictures from that one MacWorld encounter he'd rather forget. |
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Found Ballmer's naked ass prints on his office chair. |
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The Borg called, they need him. |
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Someone took his red Swingline stapler. |
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