Tuesday, July 8 12:00 AM EDT

Geek Euphemisms for Sex

11. Celebrating the First of May
10. Boldly going where other men may have gone before
9. Injecting malicious code into open port
8. Reaching the final boss level
7. Practicing what's in the hidden folder
6. Taking a break from the Internet
5. stack.Push(); stack.Pop();
4. Torpedoing the womp rat
3. Instantiating the baby object
2. Activating the special Wonder Twin powers
1. RTFM without reading the manual

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