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Tuesday, July 22 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're the Only Geek in the Office


11. You're the only one who doesn't complain when your office is moved to the basement.
10. You're the only one more excited about The Watchmen trailer before The Dark Knight than the actual movie.
9. You're the only one capable of accurately quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
8. Nobody accesses the music collection you have shared over the network.
7. There's always plenty of Red Bull in the vending machine.
6. On "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day" yours is the only one that's robotic.
5. Trivia competitions are always you against the rest of the company.
4. The messages you leave in binary in the bathroom stalls go widely unnoticed.
3. The office slut has slept with everyone except you.
2. After looking at your T-Shirt, everyone asks which sports player has the number 42.
1. No one recognizes your Bender costume at the office Halloween party.

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