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| 11. |
Your ego feels like it has a bit more room to move around. |
| 10. |
The Gap in Cupertino has a sale to get rid of the overstock on turtlenecks. |
| 9. |
The Apple guy is wearing a black arm band in the commercials. |
| 8. |
Bill Gates commits suicide (he always rips off original ideas from Apple) |
| 7. |
Apple's stock price doesn't have any digits to the left of the decimal point. |
| 6. |
His iPhone is forwarded to John Lasseter. |
| 5. |
A sudden run on floral bouquets in the shape of an apple. |
| 4. |
At the end of Strawberry Fields you can hear John Lennon say "I buried Jobs". |
| 3. |
MacWorld keynote given by Noah Wylie.. |
| 2. |
All next-generation Apple products are square and beige. |
| 1. |
All iPods only play "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor. |
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This one goes to 11.
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