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Changes Geeks Would Make to the Summer Olympics
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| 11. |
Turning in three gold medals gets you epic shoulders. |
| 10. |
Well-hidden shortcuts on marathon track. |
| 9. |
Separate archery categories for humans and elves. |
| 8. |
Add some ones to the logo so it says something in binary. |
| 7. |
Seven more digits on the 100 m dash timer |
| 6. |
Olympic torch lighted by a highly complex Rube Goldberg machine. |
| 5. |
Opening ceremony shows LARPers recreating the battle from 300. |
| 4. |
Winner of gymnastics determined by roll of 20-sided die. |
| 3. |
Make javelins shine like light sabers. |
| 2. |
Mario Kart style weapons in all long distance races. |
| 1. |
Athletes randomly tested for alien DNA after each competition, not just drugs. |
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This one goes to 11.
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