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Tuesday, August 19 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You've Opened a Geek's Refrigerator


11. The food inside was considered to be in both an eaten and uneaten state until you looked inside.
10. The refrigerator says, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you drink that" when you try to remove the beer.
9. The water dispenser only serves Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.
8. There's more caffeine than calories in it.
7. There's nothing but Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam.
6. The casing has been removed for easy access.
5. It's got a built-in webcam, just to make sure that the light really is out
4. All it contains are vials labelled Strain 1 through Strain 138.
3. The thermostat reads in Kelvin.
2. There's a stack of hard drives in the freezer.
1. The fridge is empty even though a note on the outside says there will be cake inside.

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