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Signs You Need a New Cell Phone
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| 11. |
On average, one in every five calls will end in some sort of combustion. |
| 10. |
Popl ar having a har tim unrstaning your txt mssags. |
| 9. |
The '80s called and couldn't stop laughing. |
| 8. |
It's got so much duct tape on it, it won't fit in your pocket anymore. |
| 7. |
When you clip it to your belt, you can only walk in circles. |
| 6. |
It uses 6 D-cell batteries. |
| 5. |
Your current model is on display in the Museum of Electronic Antiquities. |
| 4. |
Rotary dial clicking noise getting too loud. |
| 3. |
Your current phone's text feature requires you to know Morse Code. |
| 2. |
The display makes Mattell Football look high-def. |
| 1. |
The volume adjustment consists of opening and closing louvres over the ear-horn. |
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This one goes to 11.
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