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Reasons a Star Trek Marathon Is a Bad Idea
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| 11. |
After sitting in front of the TV for 19 hours, your butt will look like a Klingon forehead. |
| 10. |
Good luck explaining to kids that "This was for work; you can't have a movie marathon." |
| 9. |
Hard to not dream up new titles for each movie that better reflect the movie itself. "Star Trek 5 AKA Fat Scotty Bumps his head." |
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You can receive a near lethal dose of Shatner. |
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You start to truly believe that Klingons bastards killed your son. |
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Flashbacks caused by seeing Seventh Heaven stars in #1 and #4 just too painful to bear. |
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Dangerous amounts of caffeine needed to stay awake for Enterprise flyby in Star Trek: The Motion Picture. |
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Confirms your suspicion that bolting an eyepatch to your skull would look totally cool. |
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Overwhelming urge to purchase the complete works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon from eBay. |
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Assimiliating your family much more difficult and painful than it looks on TV. |
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Start believing that time travel is an easy process that doesn't harm the fragile threads of history. |
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This one goes to 11.
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