I started a MyGravity site and it warped MySpace and MyTime.
Physics is your friend, unless your parachute fails to open.
My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level, but I can't beat the boss on this one.
I'm working on an alternative to gasoline. The high price is affecting my arsonist-for-hire business.
My ex-girlfriend said we need to put our differences behind us and start with a clean slate, so I broke into her apartment and formatted her hard drive.
I read an interesting article online today that stated most people get their news from the internet. I'm not sure I agree with that.
I took my laptop to the park, but I don't speak binary so we just sat there in awkward silence.
Well the divorce is final. She gets the little robosapiens and I get to keep the aibo.
I'm convinced my GPS hates me. It keeps telling me to turn when I'm on a bridge.
