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Excuses for Not Helping Fix Your Parent's Computer
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| 11. |
Not receiving Optimus Prime in the Christmas of 1988 has left you too
psychologically scarred to fix the computer. |
| 10. |
You're afraid you may find dad's porn stash, and you don't want to be
responsible for breaking up the marriage (or finding out that mom's ok
with it). |
| 9. |
You've told them a million times that's an electric typewriter, not a computer. |
| 8. |
They raised you not to be taken advantage of. |
| 7. |
Too hard to find parts these days for a Coleco Adam. |
| 6. |
You tell them "if they let it die now, it will become more powerful
than they could possibly imagine" and they didn't laugh and that
pissed you off. |
| 5. |
They refuse to do anything about the spider infestation in the basement. |
| 4. |
Being stuck in solitaire is not an error. |
| 3. |
You don't support Macs/Windows/Linux/TRSDOS or whatever version of OS
they have any more. |
| 2. |
In the middle of a Star Trek movie marathon. |
| 1. |
You told them to set the broken computer under their pillow and the
tech support fairy will come fix it. It's not your fault they stayed up late. |
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This one goes to 11.
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