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Lies Geeks Tell Their Parents
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| 11. |
I was combing my hair. |
| 10. |
No, I cannot fix that electronic device. |
| 9. |
This Web site was assigned by my sex education teacher. |
| 8. |
Studies show that this video game improved teens' scores on the SAT. |
| 7. |
But all the other kids have graphing calculators. |
| 6. |
I'll move out of the basement next month. |
| 5. |
Don't worry it's dress-like-a-ninja day at school. |
| 4. |
Yes, there will be girls at this party. |
| 3. |
The killer robot I'm building will have several safety precautions built in, so it doesn't go on a rampage and kill you. |
| 2. |
I'll go to sleep right after I finish this level. |
| 1. |
I have no idea how little Bobby got his hands on a mid-16th century replica broadswoard. |
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This one goes to 11.
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