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Tuesday, October 6 12:00 AM EDT

Lies Geeks Tell Their Parents


11. I was combing my hair.
10. No, I cannot fix that electronic device.
9. This Web site was assigned by my sex education teacher.
8. Studies show that this video game improved teens' scores on the SAT.
7. But all the other kids have graphing calculators.
6. I'll move out of the basement next month.
5. Don't worry it's dress-like-a-ninja day at school.
4. Yes, there will be girls at this party.
3. The killer robot I'm building will have several safety precautions built in, so it doesn't go on a rampage and kill you.
2. I'll go to sleep right after I finish this level.
1. I have no idea how little Bobby got his hands on a mid-16th century replica broadswoard.

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