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Geek Tips for Black Friday
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| 11. |
Give other shoppers unsolicited bad advice on what to buy so they
don't get what you're after. |
| 10. |
Convince a group of Nigerians to do your shopping for you. |
| 9. |
Practice by playing The Sims: Shopping Spree Insanity. |
| 8. |
Hire Tron guy to distract people while you cut in line. |
| 7. |
Wear a powered exoskeleton and fling people out of the way. |
| 6. |
Reanimate leftovers from Thanksgiving and set zombie turkeys loose in
the store (remember to carry zombie repellent). |
| 5. |
Hang out at the stores just to study the entropy. |
| 4. |
Tell people they're giving Linux away free in the store next door. |
| 3. |
Hack into newspaper servers and raise prices on all Black Friday advertisements. |
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Just shop on Cyber Monday to avoid all social interaction. |
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Wear a blue polo shirt and beige khakis then just go in the back and
get it yourself. |
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This one goes to 11.
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