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Ways Geeks Would Stimulate the Economy
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| 11. |
Introduce a global currency based on the Triganic Pu with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu. |
| 10. |
Scam some Nigerians to get money back. |
| 9. |
Promise a roll of duct tape in every cabinet, a Swiss Army knife in every pocket and let American ingenuity take its course. |
| 8. |
Get Bill Gates to make good on his promised to send a dollar each time I forwarded that email. |
| 7. |
Make pirating movies, music and software completely legal (probably wouldn't work, but we should try it anyway) |
| 6. |
Organize the Fremen to overthow the Harkonnens. |
| 5. |
Summon Cthulhu to "stimulate" the economy. |
| 4. |
Invest billions to develop lightsaber technology. |
| 3. |
Coat currency with caffeine powder. |
| 2. |
Build a national time machine that will shift EVERYONE to the day after Thanksgiving on a continual basis. |
| 1. |
Give an upgraders tax credit for people that upgrade their computers every few months. |
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This one goes to 11.
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