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Tuesday, November 18 12:00 AM EDT

Ways Geeks Would Stimulate the Economy


11. Introduce a global currency based on the Triganic Pu with an exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu.
10. Scam some Nigerians to get money back.
9. Promise a roll of duct tape in every cabinet, a Swiss Army knife in every pocket and let American ingenuity take its course.
8. Get Bill Gates to make good on his promised to send a dollar each time I forwarded that email.
7. Make pirating movies, music and software completely legal (probably wouldn't work, but we should try it anyway)
6. Organize the Fremen to overthow the Harkonnens.
5. Summon Cthulhu to "stimulate" the economy.
4. Invest billions to develop lightsaber technology.
3. Coat currency with caffeine powder.
2. Build a national time machine that will shift EVERYONE to the day after Thanksgiving on a continual basis.
1. Give an upgraders tax credit for people that upgrade their computers every few months.

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