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Tuesday, December 2 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Santa Is a Geek


11. Renamed reindeer Breezy, Dapper, Edgy, Feisty, Gutsy, Hardy, Intrepid and Jaunty.
10. Lives at the North Pole so he can keep his PC cool.
9. Delivers every PS3 with a soldering iron and a mod chip.
8. Totally pranked the Google Maps Street View camera car.
7. Replaced elves with state of the art robotic workforce.
6. Spends 364 days a year indoors, creating stuff.
5. Discovered the secret to faster-than-light travel, but wants to keep it to himself.
4. Owns the largest database in the world.
3. Not really fat, just loaded down with gadgets.
2. Replaced Rudolph's nose with a laser pointer.
1. You asked Santa for a Weighted Companion Cube and he brought it.

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