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| 11. |
Renamed reindeer Breezy, Dapper, Edgy, Feisty, Gutsy, Hardy, Intrepid and Jaunty. |
| 10. |
Lives at the North Pole so he can keep his PC cool. |
| 9. |
Delivers every PS3 with a soldering iron and a mod chip. |
| 8. |
Totally pranked the Google Maps Street View camera car. |
| 7. |
Replaced elves with state of the art robotic workforce. |
| 6. |
Spends 364 days a year indoors, creating stuff. |
| 5. |
Discovered the secret to faster-than-light travel, but wants to keep it to himself. |
| 4. |
Owns the largest database in the world. |
| 3. |
Not really fat, just loaded down with gadgets. |
| 2. |
Replaced Rudolph's nose with a laser pointer. |
| 1. |
You asked Santa for a Weighted Companion Cube and he brought it. |
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This one goes to 11.
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